Friday Link-o-Rama
Friday, September 7th, 2007This is terrible, but I couldn’t stop watching.
Really good flash game. Very addictive.
Pretty.
This is terrible, but I couldn’t stop watching.
Really good flash game. Very addictive.
Pretty.
What the world would be like without us
Greener mostly.
Side-by-side diagrams of a few common espresso drinks.
Pretty

Strange.
I scored slightly above average on the Face Recognition (72nd percentile) and Object Recognition (90th percentile) tests and slightly below on the Verbal Recognition test (48th percentile). Yay!
Time to get out the vacuum cleaner…
Freaky

Revenge of the Asteroids, Dolphin Olympic and Pillage the Village
Three good flash games.
Interactive comic adventure
An advert for an adult TV channel that managed to promote the channel without being in anyway sexual. Very funny and work-safe if you have headphones.
Dwarf gets penis stuck to vacuum cleaner
This has to be one of the best headlines ever.
The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member through a special attachment.
The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.
More penis-vacuum related incidents here.

Water tower converted into house
Some really good photos

Man cuts assistant in half with a chainsaw
A very impressive magic trick
Lots of pictures

I can’t believe they didn’t think this would happen…

Whitest Kids U’ Know - Slow Jerk
Well I found it funny…


Great flash game, I have a high score of 7.
Another good game
The Sex Change Doctor’s Referral Letter Generator
Two hilarious David Blaine take-off videos here and here
If there is an ace of clubs in my ass I’ll sue you.
How to fold a shirt really fast
Saves the furniture apparently. As does having the dirty little shit-mongers shot, but that is just my preference…
Cool…
Astrology is lame and Myers-Briggs is for losers. The omniscient Oracle of Starbucks can tell you everything about your personality by what you drink at Starbucks. Simply enter your full drink order — including size — into the field below and the all-knowing Oracle will tell you everything about your personality.
The object of the game is to get as far along a massive treadmill as possible eating all the cookies along the way, but the treadmill gets faster after each cookie.
Spinning Woman Optical Illusion
Why people rent super-stretch limos in a city that’s mostly hills I will never know. This poor driver beached their limo on the hill near Goat Hill Pizza on 300 Connecticut St in San Fransisco.
Monkey on a goat on a tightrope

Fun jelly block puzzle and Gravity Orbs
Don’t play Gravity Orbs unless you have a lot of spare time in the near future. And flash 9…
And the resulting amusing faces.


Are you the ultimate PAC-MAN fan? Envy PAC-MAN for his dot chomping ability?
No, but I think this hat is cool.

15 unfortunatly placed adverts

Camera on a conveyor at a Tokyo sushi bar. It was about midnight and the place was packed with great people.
In Japanese, but you don’t need to be able to read to play it.
Presidential Homes around the world
What isn’t there to love about zombies?
Where is the safest place to sit in a plane?
At the back apparently:
The funny thing about all those expert opinions: They’re not really based on hard data about actual airline accidents. A look at real-world crash stats, however, suggests that the farther back you sit, the better your odds of survival. Passengers near the tail of a plane are about 40 percent more likely to survive a crash than those in the first few rows up front.
Man flies 193 miles in lawn chair
With instruments to measure his altitude and speed, a global positioning system device in his pocket, and about four plastic bags holding five gallons of water each to act as ballast — he could turn a spigot, release water and rise — Couch headed into the Oregon sky.

Some other examples from a document, by the Canadian Air Transport Security Authority:
– “I am going to set fire to the airplane with this blowtorch” (false declaration), versus “What do you think I look like, a terrorist?” (careless or inflammatory).
– “He is going to hijack the aircraft” (false declaration) versus “Hi Jack!” (careless or inflammatory).
– “The man in seat 32F has a machine gun” (false declaration), versus “My gun misfired when I was hunting this weekend” (careless or inflammatory).
Brigitte Caron, a spokeswoman for the security authority, said the clarification was issued because “screening officers were not discerning the context in which the declaration or the statement was made.
“And they were a little bit too quick on the trigger.”
If you ever build yourself a hovercraft…
Don’t go over a grate, it will hurt.
The vegetable variety:

Yes.
The 10 stupidest theives caught on video
Really quite stupid.
The 10 worst things to do during a zombie outbreak
A couple of good ones:
10) Don’t set zombies on fire. Burning zombies smell terrible.
7) Don’t keep zombies in the basement. Even if they are your zombie family.
Rainbow game and Orbs, Boomshine and 9 billion miles from home
Fun games.
5 obscure facts about declaration of independence
When the Founding Fathers adopted “The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America” on July 4, 1776, they didn’t form the nation called The United States of America.
Americans take things too far as usual.
Stop motion baby, the Dancing Stormtrooper and Really cool transformer costumes
Flash video goodness
And other dangerous things.

Who thought this was a good idea? Those crazy Japanese, that’s who.
Find out what you are worth when you are dead. Apparently I will be worth $3525 as a dead body.